When someone says I can have a bite of their food
so i take the biggest bite i possibly can like this:
(Source: most-awkward-moments.com, via unicorn-cuntt)
i haven’t been to subway in 2 years cos the woman went “what bread do you want” and i went “yeah”
(Source: paulbearer, via chicgarden)
Unreal how much I can relate to let her go - passenger
